Me, back when we got the helmet.
Okay, mark my words, this is just a fantasy. Purely fictional as of today and probably for a while after this, too. I saw Babeland’s Valentine Gift Guide and it got me to thinking about how a fun and funny Valentine night would unfold.
My husband and I are both nerds and we never really do anything extremely nerdy together. One thing that he has told me about was LARP, omg I feel so strange even typing that word. (Live-Action-Role-Play) So that, in essence, reminds me of sexual role play. It’s a widely practiced act between couples who are really comfortable with each other. I am still shy-as-mofo, so the thought of role playing with my husband makes me feel stupid. What better way to break out of a shell? Do it!
I made Darth Vader with my Clone a Willy Dildo Vibrator kit!
Now, how to construct this? He is totally into Star Wars and Stormtroopers as you may have seen in some of my posts and photos here/there. First off, I need a costume. If I were to be a LoveTrooper, how would I dress? We have the helmet. I have a white corset and some thigh-highs with bows. For panties, I could just use my bridal thong with the mesh veil over the booty. Oh wow, I even got him the Stormtrooper Blaster gun for Christmas. Okay, so my costume is set. Now for my bag of tricks and plan of attack! I will need some bondage gear to get some vital info out of him…Okay, yes, I’ve got it!
It would go something like this…
I’m totally dressed up in white, got my Stormtrooper helmet on, blaster in hand and a black leather belt with all my gear hanging from it. He gets home from work, shuts the front door and turns around to see me in defending stance with blaster aimed at him. I demand him to lock the door, drop his stuff and go to the bedroom. I then instruct him to strip off all of his clothing and lie down on the bed, hands on his head. I then pull the set of cuffs from my utility belt and secure his wrists and ankles. I attach them to the two spreader bars that I had waiting next to the bed. He is in an awkward spread and he wouldn’t be able to get far if he tried to get off the bed. I love it. He begins to ask questions and squirm, but I don’t like that, so I pull out my sexy lollipop crop and bat him a few times on the thigh. He feels the sting and knows not to squirm anymore. Yet he can’t seem to keep quiet, I don’t want to hear his voice yet, so I strap my Aslan Leather Gag onto his head and he shuts up like a good boy.
To reward him for his submissive behavior, I give him a few strokes with my Blaster and a lick on the cheek of approval. (Oh wait…that won’t work, I have a helmet on…shit.) So I give him a few strokes with my blaster and I pull out the BlueBoy! This is a boy toy that will be sure to get him to submit and answer all my questions. So I tell him that he has been a Naughty Boy and that he needs to tell me where my Valentine’s Day present is. Of course, he’s gagged, so I can only make out a scoff in resistance as he shakes his head. Fine. Out comes my Sassy Sliquid and the Naughty Boy is being lubed up, both of them. I slowly penetrate him and he tries to squirm but I know that he likes it. After some light massaging I turn on the vibrating bullet and he begins to relax completely. He’s melting, just what I want. I ask him again, “Where is it?” and he still manages to deny me. Seems like this guy is going to be tough to crack but I know his weakness. Being the sweet LoveTrooper that I am, I smile, give a wink and take the gag off. He seems relieved but that’s only because he thinks that he has won the battle. I look to him and let out the words “Impressive, Most Impressive, but you are not Free yet!”. He looks confused and terrified as I pull out the FEATHER. He hates being tickled. With those manly arms spread so far apart, there isn’t much that he can do to alleviate the fear. He starts to panic as I come closer and the spreader bar lifts from the bed, I bat him on the arm with my lollipop crop even harder than before and he still tries to close his armpit. After a few more quick bats he gets the point and lays there in complete stress.
As I climb up the bed and straddle him over the groin, I have the Lollipop in one hand and the Feather in the other. I ask him one last time “Where is my present???”, still, being a tough guy he won’t give it up. I start tracing him with the ostrich plume from the chest to the armpit and as I start doing light swirls in his armpit the screams start to come out. Something about this just arouses me because I love to know that I affect him so greatly with such small amounts of pressure being applied. Forget the gag, I love hearing these tortuous noises. I find myself giggling more than he is because it’s sexually amusing. Finally, after tickling and tracing him to the point of being out of breath and hearing “Baby, Please! No, Baby – Wait…” I give him a break. Then I ask one last time, “If you tell me where it is, I’ll let you go.” To my delight, he sighs and gives me the answer I want to hear. “My dresser, 3rd drawer, under the black shirt…” I then let out a squeal of excitement that echoes in my Stormtrooper helmet and I spring off the bed to retrieve my prize.
Of course, being impatient, I tear through it and become super excited at what I find. It’s the Laid Stone Dildo! He remembers how much I love moonstone and he picked such a super sexy way to celebrate the day! I take it to the bathroom, wash it up, take a look at the glistens and shines in the light and run back to the room, making sure that he is still in place. I jump back on top of him and start caressing myself until I become wet and ready for more. He is watching intently as I start to lean back and insert my moonstone Laid Dildo of love. He is getting antsy because I am hovering over his erection and his hands are bound so he can’t do a thing about it. As I can tell that my g-spot is ready, I decide to let up on his torture and fuck him like the LoveTrooper that I am. I brought my new dildo to his lips and he licked my juices off and said “I love you” and I said “Thank you, Baby, I love you too!” I ride him until I begin to reach climax. I rip off my helmet and whip my hair and finish my trot to orgasm and had the freedom to scream without that hot mask on anymore. Bliss, for both of us.
Damn, that was hot. And Nerdy.
I am just going to leave this blog entry now because I’m shy to role play with you guys, too. Hahah. Hopefully he doesn’t read this, just in case I get the balls to act some of this out. On the other hand, if he reads it and I don’t, he will just be pissed at me. So I guess I have to. Someday, somehow. Thanks for reading and if any bits of this sounded good to you, then maybe you’d like to add some of these pieces to your Valentine Fantasy. Here is the Babeland Shipping Guide so you can be sure to get things on time. Xox!
