I had no idea that the birthday party would end with sex objects and cute GAG gifts. That’s what you get when you put my husband, his friends and me in the same gathering.
I threw my husband a Star Wars Jedi Training party and the guys learned how to wield their lightsabers. There was lots of action, choreography and fun. Oh, and a special appearance by DarthTim Vader and they were schooled by Anakin Skywalker. It was pretty fun. I never like to get down and dirty but I felt more confident with that fencing mask on, so I actually took on a chick in a saber-duel. Thing. We giggled and pattered around, poking lightsabers at each other while everyone else watched. Hahah. I exclaimed things like “OMG Did I get you in the BOOB!?” and when she poked my inner thigh I told everyone “WOW, this is like Air Hokey, gotta protect your shit.” I guess everyone was well-matched. The guys were hardcore, double-sabering, sliding, jabbing, etc. We were laughing, prancing and poking.
We got to the little party table area in the back of the studio and my husband sat down to open presents. He got a very cool Lego X-wing set (I think.) And zombie and poop books, wow. As well as a shot glass that says “Ass, the other Vagina”. Apparently his friends know him too well. Next he pulled out a TUGGIE. I cracked up and so did everyone else, straight down to Anakin, our instructor. The Tuggie is a cock-snuggie. Or a Cock Cozy. It’s pretty cute and works well; it’s actually strapped over the balls and cock by a bungee cord that tightens to your desired fit. My point is, not only are Pipedream’s products entertaining – they are functional at the same time. Isn’t that amazing? The Tuggie ended up being the go-to topic for the entire night. Always ending in “no, I won’t stay for the Tuggie-try-on”.
I just had to tell everyone this. Because it proved to me that sex objects don’t just come from my world, the internet. Hahah. There is more to my life than electronicies. Although, I’ve been to a couple sex shops and I’ve regretted it because they have atrocious selections. Pipedream is one of the safest brands to purchase outside the internet. And that just means, all around convenience. So I just wanted to tell everyone my mini-story and mention that the word “Tuggie” is now part of my Microsoft Word dictionary. XOX!
