Okay, lately I’ve been watching Shark Week on Netflix. No idea why, I guess I’ve always been interested since I was younger and saw commercials for it. But I never have, until now. Disclaimer – I love these shows and I’m not devaluing their work. I applaud them to go forth and hypnotize those sharkies! <3
Along with myself watching these episodes, I’ve forced my husband into watching them with me. Well, some of them. Last night, it all paid off. Oh My God. It was amazing. He chose an episode called SharkMan, thinking that it would be about some dude with fins or something. He was completely wrong. It turned out to be about a man who was obsessed with sharks in their natural habitat and chose to learn about Great Whites by contact, instead of through cages and from boats. This guy, Michael Rutzen, spends his time in the water, swimming and flirting with death. Recently, he’s been interested in Tonic Immobility. It’s where the shark goes into a sleep-like state and turns over on its back, no longer wanting to hunt. It just chills. IIIIIIIIIIIII Think it’s a SHARKGASM. He or she will rub the underside of the shark’s nose – usually female sharks!! And the shark will slow down, become hypnotized and will almost let you do whatever you choose do to it. Kinda like me. When I’m getting my clit rubbed. Therefore, my hypothesis is that sharks have a clitoris on their nose-areas and when rubbed, create states of ecstasy and ironically, they will turn over onto their back or let you “get away” with more than they usually allow.
It’s that cute? There is a beast, like me, in the water, who just wants to be touched! And if I don’t get touched, I get cranky like a shark! So, the entire episode captured our attention, had me laughing more than I usually do. (Mostly perv laughs.) And I totally loved it! Thank you, Shark Week, for the SharkMan episode! It was a real eye-opener and whenever I watch these shows, I learn something new. I suggest, if you like educational material, scary beasts and love…you should watch SharkMan. =)
After the episode was over, my husband and I jumped into bed and he started rubbing my nose. WTF? I said “Are you trying to induce tonic immobility on me?!” He laughed and said yes. Hahaha. So he kept joking with me and I started to bite at him, like when the SharkMan tried to put Great Whites into tonic. It was fun and funny. We ended up getting it on for a long time and I didn’t think about sharks, I promise you! But wow. That’s my favorite Shark Week episode and I wanted to share it with you. =D He played her like a Shark-tar.
