Yeah, yeah yeah. Nerdy. I am a couple hours late on this post because it’s already the fifth of May. Oh well.
“Yesterday” was the fourth, or Star Wars Day. I accidentally celebrated my nerd husband with a steak dinner. (I had been thawing it out to have some good meat tonight, so that was the plan.) But I think that I look like a better wife if I tell him that it’s for the sake of his nerd-dom. Hahah. Either way, all is well and the accidental plan went on without a hitch. Aside from the nerd stuff, I just wanted to say “hello” to everyone. I’m thinking about doing a PRE-View of my reviews somehow. I think it would be cool to know what the initial expectations are of products and then be able to compare those in the RE-View. Plus, it would be a fun way to plan out different product posts and show you guys what’s up, behind the screen!
Mother’s Day is this SUNDAY, so I hope you’re ready for it! I was totally ready, until Coach pissed me off. Coach, as in Coach Bags, purses, leather brand. My mom is obsessed with Coach and they were having this cool thing to honor your mothers by submitting a Coach related story. I submitted mine and I was very excited that you were able to vote daily. Until I found out that they chose three stories that no one voted for, and the voting meant nothing. I could have saved my ridiculous self from voting like a tard every day. It would have been polite of them to say “you can vote every day, but we don’t care, because it won’t matter!” And that would have been nice to know. I told my mom to return all of her Coach purses that she still had the receipts for, but I doubt that she will. Eff them, man! Jerks. Damn them and their pretty purses.
Sorry, I felt like ranting. Oh yeah, I was trying to say, if you’re in a relationship with someone who is a mother, and you want to treat them to something sexy, sex toys are always good. I hope that my husband celebrates Mothers Day this year, by using all of my sex toys on me. (Mother to puppies, ferrets and frogs, that’s me!)
Coming soon, I have some really high-profile reviews to post! We have the Form 4, We-Vibe Touch, She-Stim Electro Sex, Obama, and a ton more of other things. Stay tuned and *enjoy yourselves* in the meantime! And congrats, again, to the Easter contest winners. That was a fun contest! I have another one coming up this month, so be ready for it! It will be so-FUN-Factory.
Random: In case you’re looking into designing a ring, you can see the guide that I wrote up here, on Instructables. You can design your wedding ring, engagement ring, or right hand ring with wisdom! Second random thing is the post that I put up for my husband’s star wars birthday party. And lastly, a huge “wtf?” is this, I made a Rainbow Bacon Butterfly on Friday to enter into a Bacon contest. If you guys can get strange with bacon, too, I suggest that you enter!
