I am lucky to have gotten an email about a crazy book one day. Dirty Sanchez Nation has got to be the most pure piece of literature on many-many sex acts that you’ve never even heard of.
The book was written by Evan Marz, who currently lives with his three girlfriends in the Los Angeles area. He enjoys surfing, long walks on the beach and ass-to-mouth. Yeah, that should give you a good idea of who wrote this book, lol. My only thought going into this book was “does it have the Rusty Trombone?!” To which his response was “do bears shit in the woods? Of course it has the Rusty Trombone!” So, once that was confirmed, I knew that I wanted a copy of his book. To all of you who are curious about the trombone – it’s when the partner gets on her or his knees behind the man, tosses his salad and gives him a hand job, from behind. Therefore, the act resembles the look of playing a trombone. I went through a lot of effort to find random sex acts that I hadn’t heard of. Back in those days, I had to research the internet and I thankfully came across a Wikipedia page that had a list of sex acts. That wiki-page has nothing on Evan’s book, which is an obvious fact. His book even surprised me.
I love it.
So, welcome to Dirty Sanchez Nation, home of the Screwnicorns and Houdinis of all that you know and love. Lucky for the reader, his book is organized in a very neat manner. Each chapter explicitly states what you shall learn about. On top of the easy instructions/lessons, you will find a very fun illustration that depicts the act at hand. Now, you may not appreciate the illustrations until you put everything into perspective. Do you really need an illustrated chapter on “hot lunches”, probably not. That’s why Evan did us all a favor and made us cute pictures to look at, over 125 of them. Thank you, Evan. 
OMG this cracks me up. But it would piss me off.
In summary: this is a very crazy book. You will learn about many offensive things or perhaps things that could make you sick. Now, that being said, you’re never going to be able to find this on the shelf of your local bookstore. Your local sex shop – I hope so. I think that sex shops should pick this book up because there aren’t any books of this type that I’ve ever heard of. And I have actually been looking for a source of sex acts and slang. This is it, folks. Look no further. I cracked up, I giggled, I cringed, I took notes and then I shared it with friends. Because that’s what friends do. They entertain each other. After I get a real coffee table and my puppy stops eating everything in my house, this book will adorn it. Thank you, Evan, for sharing your Dirty Sanchez Nation with myself, and with the guys of Zombie Oven. We had a very interesting topic to record about, once I had mentioned this book. *Cheers!*
