The brand is Death by Orgasm and the toy is a Scorpion. Hot? Scary? Freaky? I think so, all of the above. This is what I did for Halloween and I just wanted to share my fun with you. Well, part of it.
I headed over to GoodVibes.com to see what was new and I got really excited when I saw that they had toys that were themed around dark and gothic names/packaging/ideas. Just the name alone, Death by Orgasm, tells you that they think outside the box. More like, inside the coffin. I say that because their line of bullets comes housed in their own coffin storage case. Isn’t that cool? It’s perfect for your dark side or a gothic lover. An all-around bonus about this line is the fact that all of their bullets are waterproof. Unfortunately, not all of the cutely named bullets have a sleeve to go with them. I would say that is my only negative about this line. Because of this, I had to have my Scorpion and just that!
The sleeve is made of a jelly material and is very highly detailed. You get all of the ridges in the scorpion’s exoskeleton, each bump on its claws and the cute details along the stinger tail. Each of the critter’s legs flails around and tingles when you run it over your body. It’s sort of creepy, yet fun. Yeah, I guess I’m a freak for wanting something scary to get off with, but it was the season of freakiness, Halloween! What better way to spend it than with chocolate and scorpions? Now, I don’t have an affinity for real scorpions, fuck that. Those things are creepy for reals. My brother bought one from Petco one day to have as a pet. He ended up returning it the same day. It was pretty hilarious. I talked him into holding his pet and he started the exasperated squeal of fear and I think it stung him. I also got him a Ball Python that ended up biting him. Haha. Poor guy.
Anyways, this scorpion won’t bite you! I promise! Don’t line that up with my track record of ferocious pets; just take my word that this bugger is fake and full of vibrations that will leave you with a pleasurable state of mind. Not venom. About the bullet – this thing starts off on a slightly high intensity and gets even higher. I love it. It’s one of those bullets that ended up shocking me once I turned it on. It says it has ten modes, which include the different speeds, and then some patterns. It’s pretty impressive for being a simple bullet, I must say. And the sleeve! The sleeve of scorpion-ness is my favorite part. There aren’t any more vibrating scorpions out on the market, so I will point you in the right direction. Straight to Good Vibes. It’s cool, scary, neat and has a great price point. If you have a flare for the unusual or a gothic lover, this is a perfect gift for yourself or another. It’s also perfect for you if you’ve ever had the need to reach climax while watching a scorpion stinger flick around near your vagina.
